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>> Thursday, May 8, 2008

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine
Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Have Your colleagues address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity......
Send This blog post To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called ....... Therapy

5 comments:

maiylah May 12, 2008 at 5:50 AM  

lol .... :D

Haizum May 12, 2008 at 9:10 PM  

*laughs*

maiylah May 13, 2008 at 4:17 AM  

hi Leah!
hope it's ok, but I have a tag for you here.

take care! :)

TZ May 15, 2008 at 1:07 PM  

Muahahaha... LoL!
I like #17... Let's try it on the way out from the Zoo. hehehe...

Annamanila June 13, 2008 at 11:43 AM  

I'd love to be able to shout "I won i won" after getting cash from the teller machine. or to be able to tell one of my children they're fired.

Awww to be insane!

Galing nito.

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